The Tote-ally Handy Tote Bag
The Tote-ally Handy Tote Bag
The Tote-ally Handy Tote Bag

The Tote-ally Handy Tote Bag

£9.00

Your Christmas might be chaotic, but your bag doesn’t have to join in. This roomy cotton tote fits everything from presents to prosecco, with space left for snacks and bad decisions. Long handles, sturdy fabric, and a cheeky FFS slogan make it the only bag worth bringing to every festive plan. Big enough for your day, small enough to fold away once you’ve finished pretending you’re on top of life. 

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👜 Juggling gift bags, lunch, and life? Get a grip. This one holds it all. Laptop, shopping, festive chaos, no problem. 

😤 Plastic bags digging into your shoulder again? This tote has long, comfy handles that actually respect your pain. Overpack freely. 

👛 Need space for that “emergency” Christmas jumper? You’ve got room. It fits your essentials, your snacks, and your questionable purchases. 

🫠 Tired of flimsy totes that fall apart faster than your self-control in a sale? Ours is made from thick, sturdy cotton canvas that can handle your nonsense and your mince pies. 

🙃 Hate lugging bulky bags around? Fold it up, tuck it in your handbag, and forget about it until you’re panic-shopping on Christmas Eve. 

Delivery & Returns

We offer three delivery options for non-subscription orders:

  • Local Evri ParcelShop/Locker Collection - £2.95. Collect your parcel from a local Evri drop-off point at your convenience.
  • Standard Delivery - £3.95. Arrives in 3 to 5 working days. Delivery will be via one of our trusted couriers, either Royal Mail or Evri.
  • Royal Mail 24 - £4.95. Arrives in 1 to 2 working days. Order before 2pm (Monday to Friday) and it’ll be dispatched the same day.

95% of these deliveries land the next working day, but please allow up to 2 days.

Subscribers get lower delivery costs. Just one of the many perks.

  • Postage & Packing Contribution - £0.95. Orders under £30 include a small delivery contribution
  • Free Subscription Delivery - Orders over £30. Spend £30 or more and we’ll cover the shipping for you.

Most subscription orders are designed to fit through a standard UK letterbox.

Please note that we do not offer free returns. We recommend using a recorded delivery service, as we cannot reimburse any lost items.

Refunds will be processed upon receipt of the returned goods. If you have any issues with your order, please refer to Section 11 in our terms of supply for further guidance.

View full return & refund policy here.

Delivery & Returns

We offer three delivery options for non-subscription orders:

  • Local Evri ParcelShop/Locker Collection - £2.95. Collect your parcel from a local Evri drop-off point at your convenience.
  • Standard Delivery - £3.95. Arrives in 3 to 5 working days. Delivery will be via one of our trusted couriers, either Royal Mail or Evri.
  • Royal Mail 24 - £4.95. Arrives in 1 to 2 working days. Order before 2pm (Monday to Friday) and it’ll be dispatched the same day.

95% of these deliveries land the next working day, but please allow up to 2 days.

Subscribers get lower delivery costs. Just one of the many perks.

  • Postage & Packing Contribution - £0.95. Orders under £30 include a small delivery contribution
  • Free Subscription Delivery - Orders over £30. Spend £30 or more and we’ll cover the shipping for you.

Most subscription orders are designed to fit through a standard UK letterbox.

Please note that we do not offer free returns. We recommend using a recorded delivery service, as we cannot reimburse any lost items.

Refunds will be processed upon receipt of the returned goods. If you have any issues with your order, please refer to Section 11 in our terms of supply for further guidance.

View full return & refund policy here.

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Any Questions?

Yes, unless you’re lugging a whole gaming set up. Fits a 15-inch laptop, charger, notebook, and whatever else your week throws at you.

Hand wash or gentle machine wash, air dry flat, and avoid mixing it with your whites unless you fancy festive tie-dye.

Perfect for it. Snacks, gifts, gin, or glitter. It can handle anything the season brings. 

Yes. 100% cotton canvas and fully reusable, so you can shop without the plastic guilt. 

Yes. Fold it, roll it, stuff it. It’ll fit anywhere, even between your car seats or your questionable life choices.