The Body Buff Cracker
The Body Buff Cracker
The Body Buff Cracker
The Body Buff Cracker
The Body Buff Cracker
The Body Buff Cracker
The Body Buff Cracker

The Body Buff Cracker

£18.95

You can’t scrub your way out of bad habits, babe. But you can fake it with this festive fix. Three steps to turn winter skin from dry and tragic to soft, silky, and smug. The Body Bar deep cleans all that party-season buildup, the Body Scrub buffs away the dull bits, and the Body Oil brings you back to life. Think smooth, glowing skin that looks expensive (even if you’re skint after playing Santa) 

Quantity:

🧼 Skin feeling grimier than a Boxing Day kitchen? The Hydrate & Exfoliate Bar cleans off and gently exfoliates that top layer of dirt, oil, glitter & spilt gravy. Just smooth, fresh skin without that stripped, tight feeling. 

💀 Dry, rough patches ruining your outfit vibes? Time to exfoliate, not exfoli-excuse. The Revitalise & Renew Scrub buffs off dull skin, keeps ingrowns at bay, and gets your legs party ready (even if your plans involve the sofa). 

💦 Winter skin looking dull? The Smooth & Shine Body Oil melts in like butter on warm toast. No grease, no stick. Just effortless hydration so you glow like the North Star on Christmas Eve.  

🔥 Tired of “miracle” products that do f*ck all? This trio actually delivers: cleanse, scrub, hydrate. The Christmas miracle your skin didn’t know it needed. 

Delivery & Returns

We offer three delivery options for non-subscription orders:

  • Local Evri ParcelShop/Locker Collection - £2.95. Collect your parcel from a local Evri drop-off point at your convenience.
  • Standard Delivery - £3.95. Arrives in 3 to 5 working days. Delivery will be via one of our trusted couriers, either Royal Mail or Evri.
  • Royal Mail 24 - £4.95. Arrives in 1 to 2 working days. Order before 2pm (Monday to Friday) and it’ll be dispatched the same day.

95% of these deliveries land the next working day, but please allow up to 2 days.

Subscribers get lower delivery costs. Just one of the many perks.

  • Postage & Packing Contribution - £0.95. Orders under £30 include a small delivery contribution
  • Free Subscription Delivery - Orders over £30. Spend £30 or more and we’ll cover the shipping for you.

Most subscription orders are designed to fit through a standard UK letterbox.

Please note that we do not offer free returns. We recommend using a recorded delivery service, as we cannot reimburse any lost items.

Refunds will be processed upon receipt of the returned goods. If you have any issues with your order, please refer to Section 11 in our terms of supply for further guidance.

View full return & refund policy here.

Delivery & Returns

We offer three delivery options for non-subscription orders:

  • Local Evri ParcelShop/Locker Collection - £2.95. Collect your parcel from a local Evri drop-off point at your convenience.
  • Standard Delivery - £3.95. Arrives in 3 to 5 working days. Delivery will be via one of our trusted couriers, either Royal Mail or Evri.
  • Royal Mail 24 - £4.95. Arrives in 1 to 2 working days. Order before 2pm (Monday to Friday) and it’ll be dispatched the same day.

95% of these deliveries land the next working day, but please allow up to 2 days.

Subscribers get lower delivery costs. Just one of the many perks.

  • Postage & Packing Contribution - £0.95. Orders under £30 include a small delivery contribution
  • Free Subscription Delivery - Orders over £30. Spend £30 or more and we’ll cover the shipping for you.

Most subscription orders are designed to fit through a standard UK letterbox.

Please note that we do not offer free returns. We recommend using a recorded delivery service, as we cannot reimburse any lost items.

Refunds will be processed upon receipt of the returned goods. If you have any issues with your order, please refer to Section 11 in our terms of supply for further guidance.

View full return & refund policy here.

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Vegan & Cruelty-free

Always Vegan & never tested on animals

Made in the UK

Recyclable Packaging

All our packaging is recyclable

FAQ

The bar? Daily. The scrub? Two or three times a week, but it is gentle enough for daily use if your skin’s flakier than a mince pie.  

Nope. You’ll shine, not slide.

Absolutely. Scrub first, shave second, oil after. Smoothest skin of your life, guaranteed. 

Clean, buff, hydrate. It’s called self-care, babe. Not just seasonal maintenance.